Intro

 Hello and welcome to the portfolio of London based
advertising Copywriter & Creative Director Howard Green,
written entirely in the pointless, but more professional
sounding third person (even though he knows you know he’s
really written this himself).

Big ideas are Howard’s bag, along with executions as
cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of
Cunning at Oxford. He likes to make work that’s useful
or entertaining (or both), insightful, relevant and memorable.
And he hates wallpaper. As in bland advertising. He has
nothing against actual wallpaper. So long as it's not bland.

He claims to have created a musical cornershop for Red Stripe
Lager that both equally entertained and scared the absolute
bejeezus out of the good people of Dalston, helped a young girl
pinch a quid from a
supermarket trolley for NatWest, is
immensely proud to have helped co-create The Wayback, a
time traveling VR film series for people living with Alzheimer’s,
as well as ruthlessly assassinated Chris Palmer in cold
blood for the New Directors’ Showcase, and created a
germ-killing games controller for germy germy kill kill
household disinfectant Dettol.

That’s his best stuff if you ask me, but there’s more here.

His work has been recognised by
D&AD, Cannes Lions, Campaign BIG, Creative Circle,
SXSW, UK Challenge Dementia Prize and
PETA (yes, the animal rights people) amongst others.

He can be reached at howardphilipgreen@hotmail.com,
stalked on Linkedin and his CV can be downloaded and
laughed at here.

Thank you.